Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: November 2010

  • Series 7 Party

    So, Caroline and Marcia are singing “If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.” Evidently there is Kareoke in the Dowtown Schnucks Culinaria. So far we said goodbye to President Grant at the bar. I recommend the bacon tequila if you don’t like the taste of alcohol. NOW my party animal…

  • Bacon tequila

  • Goldilocks Goes to a Show

    Introduction Goldilocks went to a show. “This show is too polished and professional!” she exclaimed.Then she tried another show. “This show is too unrehearsed and awkward!” she complained.And neither show was just right, but damn that opening act was adorable. BNL Show First off, I have never seen such a sparsely-attended BNL show. Alburquerqians of…

  • New hotel complaint

    The last three hotels I’ve stayed at pulled this stunt with the foot of the bed. A strip of colorful fabric runs along the bottom of the bed. It’s kind of oriental in that when you get into bed you are reminded of the bound feet of Chinese women.

  • Eggs Benedict, Continued

    So, after I finished the Eggs Benedict, we explored the resort. It’s in southwest pueblo style, as is everything in Albuquerque. Victorian House trapped in a Pueblo body We got all excited exploring the resort because these signs suggested there might be wildlife. There WAS some type of red insect that chattered as it flew;…

  • I Want This Actress To Star in the Story of My Life

    What’s this about an actress, you say. Why no more Albuquerque info? 1) It will take a little time to do justice to the Continuing Saga of The Eggs Benedict. 2) I’d tell you about the BNL concert, but I’m following up the BNL concert in Albuquerque with a Steven Page concert Wednesday and then…

  • Let Apple know!

    Dear Apple. Please disable the iPhone 4 feature that allows us to take photos of ourselves. I always forget to switch back, then a few days later I go to take a photo and I see this.